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I-Chug

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Due to the rise of modern technology, I have been yearning to expand my technical chugging abilities.  In the early days of industrial science, I would only perform analog chugs, which were the mainstream beer consumption techniques of that era.  I soon became bored and needed more than a static beer getting warm in a stale mug.

Welcome to Chug 2.0., a modernized method of mass consumption which encompasses the modern tools and devices which we all find useful.  Today, we enjoy hi-tech chugging mechanisms which not only improve mass consumption standards, they also increase the overall amount of beer consumed.  And recently, with the arrival of “social chugging”, I have begun to appreciate the cutting-edge digital chugging experience.  With this refreshing overhaul of my antiquated drinking skills, I sense my prevailing chugging behaviours are modernized, and I push forward into this millenia leading the way toward full digital chugging!   Get yourself a techno brew and tweet me later.  -Belly

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