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Its that time again! When we all put our disguises on and get away with acting like an idiot! There is something about Halloween that brings out the inhibitions of people. Once someone is behind a mask and they think they are anonymous (even though we know who they are), they seem to act loosely. It’s always a good night for the single person. Meet someone who looks good in their costume. Dance crazily (Like the Angel & Devil dryhumping on the dance floor), then continue the night of unbridled debauchery in a hayloft at the Tucker Farm out yonder. Did you bring the black and orange balloons??
But don’t forget to add the beer! There are Oktoberfests, pumpkin beers, and kegs shaped like pumpkins. Don’t chug too many though or you may look like Pukey the Jerk-O-Lantern. Make sure you drink just enough beer, so if those masks come off during (whatever) you won’t run screaming out the barn door! If you do, don’t forget the Jack-O-Cooler filled with Pumpkin Ale!
BOO! Getcha a cold Beer!
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