Belly.Net

Beavers Restaurant

Belly — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:27:50 +0000

This is a funny Hooters restaurant spoof from Comedy Central a few years ago.

Underage Drinking

Belly — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:55:16 +0000

Since my parents were pretty cool with drinking, and you could get away with it back then, I thought I had better address underage drinking. I do not support the consumption of alcohol by those individuals who are under the age of 21, but you can still vote and take a bullet for the country if you want. I bet most of you would rather play beer-pong with filthy ping-pong balls swilling cheap warm beer and blasting punk-rock.

For those of you who are compelled to begin consuming beer or alcohol underage, please remember there will be plenty of time for that later in life, like when you are in your 40’s married and you need to drink a 12pack everynight. Here are a few people who I think have begun their partying days a little too soon, and it could result in negative circumstances.

Lets get some cold brew and hit the crib, baby!

Belly

[View with PicLens]

More Drunks!!

Belly — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 05:02:29 +0000

Can we ever get enough of this stuff? Gotta love it when you pals make sure you get your 15 minutes on Belly.net. So when its late and you are tore up, try not to kill the yeager because your “Big Bro” Belly is lurking.

Good Luck and Enjoy!
-Belly

[View with PicLens]

Never Drinking Again

Belly — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:02:19 +0000

Can you believe I have more? These people should do themselves a favor and NEVER touch a drop of alcohol EVER AGAIN! Once you have graced the pages of Belly.net, your inhibitions never leave and you don’t party the same anymore. So enjoy these drunks and remember, most people have cameras in their pockets these days.

[View with PicLens]

Words to Drink by

Belly — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:01:34 +0000

Here are a few words to consider during your chugging experiences.

[View with PicLens]

Turkey Bowl 10

Belly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:35:40 +0000

Its time again for Turkey Bowl See Earlier post http://belly.net/?p=213

Check out the website here –> http://www/turkeybowl.tv

Get Your Balls Ready for Turkey Bowl 10!

Beer Oddities

Belly — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:16:02 +0000

Gotta love these strange beer Pics!

[View with PicLens]

Way too much beer!

Belly — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:22:55 +0000

Ok, here are a few more examples of people who have not consumed in moderation and have would up in, shall we say, precarious positions? The next time you ride out last call or kill that floating keg just remember, this could be you. And you can be sure that Belly has no mercy for you. If you wind up being the brunt of these types of entertaining images, you can bet your pretty drunken face will be plastered all over my blog. Get you a cold beer and make sure you don’t pass out in the living room! -Belly

I think he cracked a smile!

What a balancing act!

The awards keep pouring in!

Is that some type of male bonding?

Asleep on the job?

That’s a wrap amigo!

Such comfortable sleeping arrangments.

Yellow and blue make green!
�
You may want to clean yourself up.

I think we all have been here.

Dead Drunk!

Tired of getting walked on?

That’s cruise ship talent!

Max Factor would be proud!

I-Chug

Belly — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:25:35 +0000

Due to the rise of modern technology, I have been yearning to expand my technical chugging abilities. In the early days of industrial science, I would only perform analog chugs, which were the mainstream beer consumption techniques of that era. I soon became bored and needed more than a static beer getting warm in a stale mug.

Welcome to Chug 2.0., a modernized method of mass consumption which encompasses the modern tools and devices which we all find useful. Today, we enjoy hi-tech chugging mechanisms which not only improve mass consumption standards, they also increase the overall amount of beer consumed. And recently, with the arrival of “social chugging”, I have begun to appreciate the cutting-edge digital chugging experience. With this refreshing overhaul of my antiquated drinking skills, I sense my prevailing chugging behaviours are modernized, and I push forward into this millenia leading the way toward full digital chugging! Get yourself a techno brew and tweet me later. -Belly

Too Much Beer??

Belly — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:06:22 +0000

One question I have always asked myself during my beer chugging episodes is, how much beer is too much?? Is that even POSSIBLE?? Maybe, but for some of the wimps you are about to see, it was a reality. Remember to chug in moderation, which in itself is an oxymoron. Be careful with mass consumption or you could be exploited here next! Get you a cold one! –Belly

Maybe He was thirsty and couldn’t make it home?

This guy knew he would have to “GO’ Eventually!

At least she didn’t make a mess!

What a lightweight!

He just pulled over to sleep it off.

Lush Alert!!

Did Pretty Boy have too many wine coolers??

I LOVE what you have done with the interior!

He needs to get out more!

Is that what you call shitty ass drunk?

Don’t wake him! He is sleeping so peacefully!

“This is surprisingly comfortable.”

Almost made it.

Your guess is as good as mine!