This is a funny Hooters restaurant spoof from Comedy Central a few years ago.

Since my parents were pretty cool with drinking, and you could get away with it back then, I thought I had better address underage drinking. I do not support the consumption of alcohol by those individuals who are under the age of 21, but you can still vote and take a bullet for the country if you want. I bet most of you would rather play beer-pong with filthy ping-pong balls swilling cheap warm beer and blasting punk-rock.

For those of you who are compelled to begin consuming beer or alcohol underage, please remember there will be plenty of time for that later in life, like when you are in your 40’s married and you need to drink a 12pack everynight. Here are a few people who I think have begun their partying days a little too soon, and it could result in negative circumstances.

Lets get some cold brew and hit the crib, baby!

Belly

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Can we ever get enough of this stuff?  Gotta love it when you pals make sure you get your 15 minutes on Belly.net.  So when its late and you are tore up, try not to kill the yeager because your “Big Bro” Belly is lurking.

 Good Luck and Enjoy!
-Belly

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Can you believe I have more?  These people should do themselves a favor and NEVER touch a drop of alcohol EVER AGAIN!  Once you have graced the pages of Belly.net, your inhibitions never leave and you don’t party the same anymore.  So enjoy these drunks and remember, most people have cameras in their pockets these days.

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Here are a few words to consider during your chugging experiences.

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Its time again for Turkey Bowl See Earlier post http://belly.net/?p=213

Check out the website here –> http://www/turkeybowl.tv

Get Your Balls Ready for Turkey Bowl 10!

Gotta love these strange beer Pics!

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One question I have always asked myself during my beer chugging episodes is, how much beer is too much??  Is that even POSSIBLE??   Maybe, but for some of the wimps you are about to see, it was a reality.  Remember to chug in moderation, which in itself is an oxymoron.  Be careful with mass consumption or you could be exploited here next! Get you a cold one!   –Belly

Maybe He was thirsty and couldn’t make it home?

This guy knew he would have to “GO’ Eventually!

At least she didn’t make a mess!

What a lightweight!

He just pulled over to sleep it off.

Lush Alert!!

Did Pretty Boy have too many wine coolers??

I LOVE what you have done with the interior!

He needs to get out more!

Is that what you call shitty ass drunk?

Don’t wake him!  He is sleeping so peacefully!

“This is surprisingly comfortable.”

Almost made it.

Your guess is as good as mine!

When I was a kid, things were different.  A kid could get away with getting some beer.  Parents were more trusting, or just didn’t care.  All my friends would say, “Man, your parents are COOL!”  With my older brothers and sisters, I always was around beer and people drinking beer.  I firmly believe that’s one of the reasons I have acquired such mad chugging skillz.  I vaguely remember that my dad would sneak some Gennessee cream ale into my bottle, I remember my first buzz!  I took that Big Wheel for quite a spin that day.  When I was a little older, I actually got a Big Boy cup.  It looked a lot like a mug.

I chugged my first beer at 14 months old.  I remember it like it was 40 years ago.  An ice cold Bud in the bottle!   Then, when I was about 3 1/2, I got the Mattel Beer Bong, that’s one toy that was way ahead of it’s time.  It was those early years where I refined my craft.  By the age of five, I could out-chug my Dad, and from then on, the accolades just kept pouring in.  I remained focused throughout my youth, and became a contender in the youth chugging movement of the 1980’s.     I didn’t break any records, but It propelled me into a lifelong journey that covered all aspects of chugging beer.  I do not condone underage chugging, but since I began my chugging career as an infant, I reap the rewards of extended experience, and now reign superior as the Chug Master!  And for that, I am eternally grateful!

Get Yourself a Cold Beer Baby!!

-Belly

Its that time again! When we all put our disguises on and get away with acting like an idiot! There is something about Halloween that brings out the inhibitions of people. Once someone is behind a mask and they think they are anonymous (even though we know who they are), they seem to act loosely. It’s always a good night for the single person. Meet someone who looks good in their costume. Dance crazily (Like the Angel & Devil dryhumping on the dance floor), then continue the night of unbridled debauchery in a hayloft at the Tucker Farm out yonder. Did you bring the black and orange balloons??

But don’t forget to add the beer! There are Oktoberfests, pumpkin beers, and kegs shaped like pumpkins. Don’t chug too many though or you may look like Pukey the Jerk-O-Lantern. Make sure you drink just enough beer, so if those masks come off during (whatever) you won’t run screaming out the barn door! If you do, don’t forget the Jack-O-Cooler filled with Pumpkin Ale!

BOO! Getcha a cold Beer!

Belly